Man salad

Pull out the left overs  from the Colourful oven egg food (or use other similar vegetables).

Add lettuce and bacon cubes

Chop the vegetables while frying the bacon cubes

Add the mushrooms and onion and maintain medium heat until onion is translucent

Add the rest (except for the tomatoes).

 Use low heat and a lid, now you can forget about it.

When you remember, add tomatoes and forget about it again.

When the man arrives, pour your cooking on top of a heap of lettuce and baby spinach: