Robert the Serious Siamese

by Robert the Serious Siamese

I've decided to change my author name. I do not wish to be mixed up with my and myPerson's favourite super-hero cat; A Street Cat Named Bob. To be honest, I'd love to be mixed up with him, but I'm a humble, mind-my-own-business kind of cat so I prefer not to ride upon someone else's fame.

From now on, I shall no longer call myself "Robert the Cat" but I will be writing as "Robert the Serious Siamese".

"Robert" and "Siamese" are obvious, littlePerson named me Robert (it's my common, everyday cat name) and by breed I am an applehead seal point Siamese. The serious bit, however, is my true core. 

I take things seriously. The rest of my family; my brother Jacob, myPerson and littlePerson the never-ending row of military trained nannies are, -in my opinion, a bunch of free-wheeling happy-go-lucky types.

But me, I'm different. 

Because I can see. 

I have the ability to see all scenarios. Including the really bad ones. So I keep my guard up at all times and I urge others to do the same. 

But now I must go, myPerson is eager to use the PC to do some research on a much less serious topic -I've seen her book pile for the next days..

I mean c'mon, there are nasty viruses and all gone mad political leaders on Planet Earth and she's interested in human greed and the science and politics of fear -can't quite figure out what the third book is about...by the colour probably something green or vegan. 

That's bad news for me and my brother Jacob.

-Robert the Serious Siamese