Smart band use causes weight loss in humans

By Robert the Cat

MyPerson has started to shrink. First I got worried, thinking it was related to the magnetic storm, but apparently it hasn't hit us yet.

My second theory was she might have started to drink coffee with butter, it's a new trend called bulletproof coffee.

But the reason was found closer to home.

In fact, I think there are two reasons: One is because she eats so much rabbit food working on her "don't toss food blog" and the other is her Fitbit flex smart band. 

She walks her 10'000 steps everyday, and waves her arms vigorously as she goes. She has tried to outsmart the smart band but so far she hasn't managed to collect steps without actually walking. 

I suspect her IQ is too low. I mean, it isn't called smart band for nothing.

It is actually a good thing she is losing weight. 

LittlePerson is now of that age when she likes to take photos of people's bums. 

And as littlePerson knows how to write and how to use the computer and printer the next step would probably be a mass mailing to our neighbours with an unflattering picture of myPersons behind with the text:

 "Please do not feed this woman". 

-Robert